So it's been two weeks since I've been sick. Head cold, congestion, coughing....blah..blah..blah. Same ol'...same ol'.
This is also the second weekend in a row that we've received snow. Sometimes our neck of the woods doesn't see snow for years. So two weeks in a row. There isn't a carton of milk to be found. Too bad because we could have put a missing picture of it on the milk carton. Oh shut your pie hole....I'm sick.
This is also the second weekend in a row that we've received snow. Sometimes our neck of the woods doesn't see snow for years. So two weeks in a row. There isn't a carton of milk to be found. Too bad because we could have put a missing picture of it on the milk carton. Oh shut your pie hole....I'm sick.
Oh something that is new? When did the sneezing/peeing combination start? Last year when I had a cold....I could do both...but not at the same time. Damn it!Let's just hope that I'm still a few years off of the coughing/farting combo that the lady down the hall seems to have perfected.
I hope its a good Superbowl!
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ha ha, cough/fart combo. I'm totally there. nice.
shoooot! best just drink many beers and eat lots of chili today at least that way every sneeze and cough will be like it's own adventure into the unknown.
Be careful of the cough/fart, because depending in the force of the cough, you might wind up with more than you bargained for in the britches.
Not that I know first hand about this, cause I'm not that old yet.
Oh shut up...
Wait, you heard that? Damn these paper thin walls.
You need to do a computer simulation to show how the carton of milk ages, in case we don't find it for years.
Crazy that you finally are having some snow. We just got some today and it's nice to be reminded of what that white stuff looks like. Sorry you are still sick. If it helps...have experienced the potty/cough/sneeze issue but am also grateful not to have the farting combo.
Sounds like you're better off with without the milk - one less liquid to cause you problems...
Get well soon - or before you run out of panty shields... ;)
Snow has officially lost its beauty...I think. Course it's much prettier when I have made it home and can watch it while drinking some tea.
hopefully, you are better now!
Yeah...I am so over this snow! UGH!
Considering we haven't heard from you in 17 days, I'm thinking about putting a picture of YOU on a milk carton.
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