So today didn't start out so well. I went to the doctors since this crummy head cold has been here over a week. And it's not moving. So I went and had to wear one of those silly masks in the waiting room. Not that I don't think people who are sick should wear them - but I was the only one, apparently, in a packed office waiting room, that had contagious symptoms. It was quite the look. And boy, did people look. What up 'ol lady with the walker? - stop eyeballing me!
Anyway, as if stepping on the scale after the holidays and trifle wasn't bad enough, I had the nerve when I got home to get out the measuring tape. Good God Almighty! What the hell? Will I never learn?
So it's Tuesday, I have a sinus infection. People have stared and laughed at me today. And apparently if I keep it up, I'll lose my pear shaped status to Pineapple. Ugh!
7 Did you say something?:
Life can suck.
I hope you feel better soon, and if you don't, well at least you scored a cheap-assed Halloween costume.
MEASURING TAPE?!?
I learned a long time ago to only use a measuring tape on walls and crap like that. Never, ever on body parts. Shudder.
P.S. Skyler's Dad, my word verification is "trick". Yours wasn't "treat" by chance, was it?
I've never met a sinus infection that I liked, so feel better very, very soon! And slowly step away from the measuring tape.
You should have taken a red Sharpie and drawn dots all over your arms and face. You would have had the waiting room all to your self.
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