Saturday, February 6, 2010

Same Old...Same Old

So it's been two weeks since I've been sick. Head cold, congestion, coughing....blah..blah..blah. Same ol'...same ol'.

This is also the second weekend in a row that we've received snow. Sometimes our neck of the woods doesn't see snow for years. So two weeks in a row. There isn't a carton of milk to be found. Too bad because we could have put a missing picture of it on the milk carton. Oh shut your pie hole....I'm sick.


Oh something that is new? When did the sneezing/peeing combination start? Last year when I had a cold....I could do both...but not at the same time. Damn it!

Let's just hope that I'm still a few years off of the coughing/farting combo that the lady down the hall seems to have perfected.

I hope its a good Superbowl!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

I'm all trained

So this past week we had to attend discrimination/harassment training. I am now fully trained. Anyone in need of tips, just ask. On a pretty crappy note, do you know that the protected age for "AGE DISCRIMINATION" is 40 and above. WFT? I thought it was always 65+. Damn it to hell!!!

Our resident Jewelry designer and potty-mouth extraordinaire, Wendyb, is helping out a fellow blogger who is going through a rough time. Blogging buddy, Parenthetical, is also having a give-away to help out. That's why I like blogging - it's people like you that help out someone they've met through blogging. Also because sometimes you send me gifts. And money. And cookies. Just kidding about the money. Damn it.

So anyway, I'm off to make cookies. Happy Tuesday.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Have I won the lottery yet?

So today didn't start out so well. I went to the doctors since this crummy head cold has been here over a week. And it's not moving. So I went and had to wear one of those silly masks in the waiting room. Not that I don't think people who are sick should wear them - but I was the only one, apparently, in a packed office waiting room, that had contagious symptoms. It was quite the look. And boy, did people look. What up 'ol lady with the walker? - stop eyeballing me!

Anyway, as if stepping on the scale after the holidays and trifle wasn't bad enough, I had the nerve when I got home to get out the measuring tape. Good God Almighty! What the hell? Will I never learn?

So it's Tuesday, I have a sinus infection. People have stared and laughed at me today. And apparently if I keep it up, I'll lose my pear shaped status to Pineapple. Ugh!

Monday, January 18, 2010

January

The following may or may not be the reason for my lack of blogging:

Freakin' Philadelphia Eagles....


My favorite Christmas gift. Sssh....don't tell the library!

A chocolate trifle...which I may or may not have eaten the whole thing in two days. Well, yes, my husband helped.....a little. I don't know who invented this thing but....GOD BLESS YOU!


This big scary bird landed on the pool cover and stared at me. I know he smelled that chocolate. Damn birds.

So I will start blogging again because I like it and because I've met so many cool people and would miss you all if I stopped. Holla Peeps!!