I bought one.....

Because Some Guy and Sky Dad thought it would be funny if I bought one of these even if I didn't have a dog. Then put it on a stuffed animal or something.

So yes, I went and bought this. It's a blanket coat.......with sleeves. Awesome!

Sadly, I don't have a dog right now. Come to think of it, I don't even have a stuffed animal. So the closet thing I had to it was ol' Tom here. Look how cute he looks. I bet if he still had a head he would say that he was nice and toasty!

So don't be afraid to dress your pets in these things. What the hell....they can't complain. I am now sending this off to one of my crazy blog friends. Not for her....for her little dog. Or maybe she'll wear it. Who knows. Happy Hump Day!

Put a Fork in Me...I'm Done

So today I had to go pick up my prescription at my local pharmacy. Of course, I can't walk directly back to the pick up window. No, I have to look around and buy stuff that I don't need. Lip Balm - check. It'll go nicely with the other four I have in my purse. Vitamin C - YES! Purchased that bad boy. 100 capsules - what a deal! Fits nicely in the cabinet with the Vitamin C which I bought last month - also 100 capsules.

So I picked up my prescription and walking out, I saw it. Now, I thought I'd seen everything. I mean everything. Not so fast! There on the shelf was the mother of all things you thought you saw - to end all things you thought you saw. Huh? SNUGGIES FOR DOGS! WTF???

I've nothing left to say. For once, I am speechless. Happy Tuesday.

Monday

Today really felt like a Monday. It also seemed like the workday would never end. What did brighten it up was seeing the woman in the parking lot wearing her underwear over her jeans. I can only think of two reasons for that:

1. She drank too much and had to hurriedly get dressed in the dark and run out before he woke up. Forgot where she parked and was walking through the parking lot looking for her car.... or

2. Well, I can't think of a two.

So thanks underwear lady. You made me smile almost as much as the two men in their cowboys hats that ride their motorized jazzies in the left hand land on the road.

Slacker

I suck at blogging these past few months. Well, I sucked at blogging before, but at least I did it on a regular basis.